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slurpy-text 'ed 'ing

1.)  for a person to have an unusually uncommon texting impediment in comparison to their personal norm; an obvious deviation in a person's typical texting-grammar and their ability to correctly spell words.

2.)  to apparently reveal someone's current mental state via text messages, such as intoxication for example. (Man, he was so slurpy-texted last night, he had to be seriously flopped-up.)

3.)  for one to unintentionally present to someone else the implication of one's own intoxication by way of a text message.

reform (my own reform of the definition of the word "reform")

1.)  to engage in the process of re-complicating an existing de-simplification process which is currently in place; generally due to an apparent and dramatic decrease in the production of complication related to a given policy. {"Hey Dick, there just isn't enough wrong w/ our current policies, which by-the-way are borderline 'user-friendly'; I strongly suggest that we 'reform' them."}

2.)  to re-flip a previously flipped flop for the sake of ensuring everything is sufficiently flopped right-side-up, and according to all pre-flopped, re-flopped, and/or original flopped up standards; this often leads to the development of new, original flopped up standards which contribute to the full scope of the whole flipping/flopping process

Lobberist

This is a term composed of 3/4 of one word and 1/2 of one other word in order to provide a better suited word than "lobbyist" to use when referring to lobbyists; simply put, a replacement for the term "lobbyist".

Lobberist is a cross between "lobbyist" and "robber" using the first and last three letters of lobbyist and the last three letters of robber, and combining the full definitions of each of the original terms in order to form a single definition for the new term "lobberist".

Technolepsy

A self inflicted medical condition with many symptoms.

The main symptoms are as follows: the extreme urge to constantly be in the act of using a technological device; especially one connected to the Internet. Withdrawal effects from the inability to utilize certain technologies for certain lengths of time have been known to be severe in some cases, sometimes causing extreme behavior and resulting in awkward situations, among other things.

The most commonly associated devices are one of the following:  a personal computer, a cellular phone, or some other type of hand-held portable electronic communication device.